Epic Thank you letter from kid to weatherman

A young boy named Flint really, really enjoyed a visit to his school by a local weatherman and has seen fit to promise Weatherman Ramon that if things turn out the way he expects them to, he will be taken care of. The letter reads:

Dear Mr. Ramon,

Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about the weather.

Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed your doughnuts off their horns.
I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel ecnrested.
Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you're more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while ingulfed in flames….And in case you didn't know, that's pretty dang sweet.

Sincerely, Flint.

PS. Look on the back for a drawing. ☺

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